Posts Tagged ‘chocolate making’

Lessons Learned

tempering with marble

 

Making chocolate in the summertime ranks right up there with driving a convertible in winter, eating sushi in Nebraska and wearing white after Labor Day.  It’s just not done.  For one thing, summertime gets hot, and tempering chocolate properly can prove to be more frustrating than doing needlepoint while driving.  For another, once the chocolate’s done and set aside, it gets dangerous.  If a single ray of sunshine hits it you may find yourself with butter-soft chocolate that only appears to be three dimensional.  Once you pick it up, you will swear you’ve stumbled into the Harry Potter Zone, where nothing is as it seems and those gorgeous chocolates transform into a slithering mess of chocolate goo the moment you touch them.  And finally, it’s too damn nice to stay in the kitchen and melt chocolate when you can buy a fudge sickle for a buck and suckle it on the beach while contemplating seaweed.  Chocolate making, I’ve concluded, is like suicide; it makes more sense on a crappy day. And even then it’s crazy if you do it. Read More…

One Less Skinny Bitch

In Botero's World
Dear Readers: I’m up to my neck in writing right now, and will have a fresh new chocolate post out in a day or two.  In the meantime, here’s one of my favorites brought to you once more.

Even skinny people get fat.  This bewildering fact is slowly getting through to me.  After years of being so bone thin I had to shop for jeans in the toy department, I knew my chocolate consumption was out of hand when my daughter referred to my new size 10 jeans as “plus size.”  It’s true I’ve put on weight eating all this chocolate.  But it is also true that according to the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company, I am one pound over the “ideal weight” for my height.  Yes, that’s right.  One pound.  And I’m sure that pound is pure muscle. Read More…

The Problem with Passion

the kiss

I’m back.  There’s a reason you haven’t heard from me lately, and it’s all because of chocolate.  I don’t know what I was thinking when I named this blog The Chocolate Covered Kitchen.  Starting a blog about making chocolate means having something to say about making chocolate which means making a habit of making chocolate, which, as I’ve mentioned in One Less Skinny Bitch, turns out to be a fattening habit, what with all those anti-oxidants attacking all my oxidants.  I would have been much better off naming the blog The Dust Covered Apartment and then I could have written about things like decorating with gym equipment and how to make the most of a bad carpet day.  Read More…

My Trip to Wonkaland

cocoa beans being roasted

When you start a blog about chocolate, all sorts of good things start to happen.  And one of those good things was the opportunity to get  private tour of a chocolate factory and an interview with Debra Music, VP of Sales and Marketing at Theo Chocolates.  Now if you’ve been reading this blog you know that anything requiring the ability to use technology, which is to say, demonstrating that I am an advanced primate and capable of using tools, is a challenge.  So I’m quite impressed with myself that I managed to record the interview (once my interview subject pointed out that my voice recorder was on pause), but less than impressed with all the blurry photos I took after reassuring her that I can use a camera.  Apparently, I remain a lower order of primate because I had it on the wrong setting all along.  But no matter.  I’m thrilled that I got the chance to tour Theo’s, interview Deb Music, and come home with a big bag of treats that made Halloween look like a rip off.

cocoa nibs at Theo Chocolates

The first part of my interview was posted on Foodista, but I’m going to reprint it here for your entertainment pleasure, while I finish up transcribing the interview, write up the next two parts, write a cookbook review, attend the Chocolopolis chocolate contest, make a box of chocolates to donate to a local charity, find a job and figure out what to make for dinner now that Mira’s turned to healthy eating habits and demands proper nutrition and a flesh-free meal each night.  Kids today . . .  At any rate, click here for Part One of my enteretaining interview with Deb Music of Theo Chocolates: Read More…

One Less Skinny Bitch

In Botero's World

 

Dear Readers: I’m up to my neck in writing right now, and will have a fresh new chocolate post out in a day or two.  In the meantime, here’s one of my favorites brought to you once more.

Even skinny people get fat.  This bewildering fact is slowly getting through to me.  After years of being so bone thin I had to shop for jeans in the toy department, I knew my chocolate consumption was out of hand when my daughter referred to my new size 10 jeans as “plus size.”  It’s true I’ve put on weight eating all this chocolate.  But it is also true that according to the Metropolitan Life Insurance Company, I am one pound over the “ideal weight” for my height.  Yes, that’s right.  One pound.  And I’m sure that pound is pure muscle.  Read More…